Just yesterday while backpacking in rural Cincinatti I came across a man who I confirmed was a vampire at a Starbucks. I came up to him while in line and he had no idea I was standing behind him.
This puzzled me. How could a vampire not know I was standing behind him? I had just eaten a delicious schawrma dinner filled with Garlic sauce. My breath could be smelled from blocks away, easily.
This puzzled me. How could a vampire not know I was standing behind him?
Then it hit me. He couldn't smell. This powerful undying creature, waiting for his caffeine fix at a rural Cincinatti Starbucks, lacked the sense awareness required to detect that I just just feet behind him. If desired, I could end his long life with a simple stab of a nearby piece of wood.
This wasn't the time to do so, so I let him live, ordered my Strawberry Acai Refresher with extra Strawberries and went on my way. This life saving lesson stuck with me. I needed to verify, so I contacted my friend Steve Shazash, a leading mythical creature expert in the industry. He then contacted his friend Elroy, who then checked with this various sources.
Steve Shazash, a leading mythical creature expert in the industry confirmed this to be accurate.
I can 100% confirm that this weakness is real. So spread the word. Vampires do not have a sense of smell. You never know how many lives you might save!