I am sick an tired of families across our great nation demanding their children to have human children. My cats are superior to every child I have ever met. Unlike children, they don't require constant attention. They also don't scream and yell at your birthday parties.
My cats are clean, quiet, and cuddly. Can you say that about your child? I don't think so.
The world is a much better place with more cats and fewer children. Children are destroying our planet. All the gas consumption as well as plastic juice boxes. If it wasn't for children we could still use glass bottles for our juice. But because Nathan can't handle the simple concept of holding a bottle and pouring juice into a glass, we have to poison our oceans with horrible small portioned plastic boxes.
If you are considering kids, consider a cat instead. These cuddly creatures are easy to care and provide a sense of companionship that surpass any children you could ever bring into your life.
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